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Twootitude

Cindy and I were in twootitude and banged
by Twootles June 1, 2011
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Tortitude

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
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twattitude

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.
the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
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toolitude

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.
Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.
by Master McHam October 10, 2007
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Twattitude

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.
Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.
by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007
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Tortitude

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
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Twattitude

An attitude belonging to a twat.
by Charlesome January 20, 2016
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