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twatitude 

noun: being, acting, or otherwise exhibiting the behavior of a twat.
The woman in front of me at the post office kiosk bitched me out for waiting patiently; her twatitude permeated the lobby.
twatitude by nomadshan October 20, 2007
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Twatitude 

Twat-a-tude, Noun: The state of ones attitude being so course that it makes them a twat.

Mainly found to affect teens.

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Twatitude by Alexander p d September 25, 2010

twatitude 

Men who speak to a girl like they acting all jealous and it's all about them.
That's some twatitude you got
twatitude by emzy26 March 13, 2015

Twatitude 

When someone has the attitude of a complete twat in something they say or do.
John forcible explained why James wasn't "Alpha", with a severe Twatitude all the while.

John started to talk about why woman were objects with a heavy level of twatitude.

John hit on the girl with a major twatitude. He was obviously rejected.
Twatitude by spankywordboy May 4, 2024

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

twattitude 

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.
the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.
twattitude by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Twattitude 

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.
Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.
Twattitude by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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