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TWOD

Till we overdose.
A term made known by RnB artist The Weeknd
We gon pop these pills TWOD
by 14TwoFelonies&ALotOfWeed November 15, 2016
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twod

from the word "twat". this is to make yourself look a fool, to act like a prat.
"Don't be such a twod".
"Haha Oh my God you twod!"
by *c@rlzburg* May 13, 2005
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Twod

A person who is retardedly incorrect, and is not expected to get anywhere in life
"Did you see that guy's test result?"

"I know, what a twod!"
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Twod

God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.

Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.

God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The twod (word of the lord) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.

The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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twoddy

don't lick that battery, you complete twoddy
by joeybeez February 16, 2008
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twoddle

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle
by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006
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Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.
That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!
by sosoverysick March 18, 2010
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