twotimes 

when you dink a chick two times in a row. Splouge on her stomach and then throw it back inside.

"I'd hit that...... two times"

twotimes by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

TwoTimes Day

July 4th is National TwoTimes Day

“You popping out to TwoTimes Day on July 4th?”

TwoTimes Day by Denzel Freeman June 24, 2021

two times 

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

two times by Lambnesio September 2, 2006

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

two times tuesday by cody bloss October 25, 2007

Two Times A Good Time! 

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.

Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

Two Times A Good Time! by RelentlessWonder September 17, 2013

TwoTime 

The most boring fucking survivor in forsaken.
No abilities.
Only a passive 2nd live the gives you fucking weakness and 40 hp
Does fucking nothing but emote

Dude1:”yo dude you know about those survivors in forsaken right?”
Dude2:”TwoTime can go fucking die in a pit.”

TwoTime by TheCowboyOfMyOwnTrip April 20, 2025

What’s two times a parable? 

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

What’s two times a parable? by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019