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The most boring fucking survivor in forsaken.
No abilities.
Only a passive 2nd live the gives you fucking weakness and 40 hp
Does fucking nothing but emote
Dude1:”yo dude you know about those survivors in forsaken right?”
Dude2:”TwoTime can go fucking die in a pit.”
TwoTime by TheCowboyOfMyOwnTrip April 20, 2025
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two-time 

to have an affair
The only place in the world where women overtake men in affairs is France, where 87% of women admit that they used to two-time a partner, either in a current or past relationship.

two time talker 

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi
Man, the dude is such a two time talker.
two time talker by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

Two Time 

Attending one function then leaving half way through to get to another function.
Bob: Are we going to Michelle's party?
Lisa: Yeah, we're gonna two time it with Jack's farewell.
Two Time by conchowino January 29, 2009

two time shooter 

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.
Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!
two time shooter by twotimeshooter December 15, 2011

two time potato 

A big bitch that eat potato chips.
"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"
two time potato by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time
Tuscan Two Time by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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