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two fist dick
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012
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two-fist smashin' it
v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.
*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.
*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'
two-fist smashin' it by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006
Two fist shuffle
Two fist shuffle by Griz April 18, 2004
The Two Fist
Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.
(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
The Two Fist by Some random nigro looking for October 26, 2016
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle by Learners scholar August 10, 2017
two fisting
A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
two fisting by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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