Two Beers
The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"
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Grab two beers and jump
Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.
Grab two beers and jump by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010
Took two beers and popped the slide
A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
Took two beers and popped the slide by saxyman317 December 24, 2010
Take two beers and pop the slide
To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
Take two beers and pop the slide by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010
Get two beers and jump
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
Get two beers and jump by dexi August 13, 2010
Grab two beers
Grab two beers by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010
two whole beers that night
two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
two whole beers that night by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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