dexi's definitions

Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.

Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."

by dexi June 1, 2010

Dubya Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.

Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify?
Grim: yeah?
Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?

by Dexi December 23, 2008

coptrain

The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.

I'll be a few minute's late, I'm at the caboose end of a coptrain right now.

by Dexi September 11, 2009

DARPA

N. The emotion you feel when something is really really cool and really really horrible at the same time.

V. The act of making one feel the noun above.

Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')

I couldn't be any more DARPA right now.

Reading that article totally DARPA'd me.

by dexi April 4, 2010

Sugartongue

The irritation felt on your tongue after eating too much sugary/sour candy.

I just finished my third bag of Sour Patch Kids and I have a really bad case of sugartongue.

by Dexi December 2, 2011