13 definitions by dexi
Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
by dexi February 17, 2009
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 12, 2010
The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
by dexi January 19, 2010
Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.
by dexi October 10, 2009
The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 1, 2010
by dexi June 9, 2011
N. The emotion you feel when something is really really cool and really really horrible at the same time.
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
by dexi April 4, 2010