The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.
by Dexi September 11, 2009
The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
by dexi May 28, 2010
The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
by Dexi January 19, 2010
Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
by Dexi February 17, 2009
by Dexi June 29, 2011
Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
by Dexi February 17, 2009
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 12, 2010