Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010

Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.

Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."

by dexi June 01, 2010

Arm Ornament

A very attractive girl, found holding her boyfriend/date's arm.

Guy 1: Dude, look at his date!
Guy 2: Yeah, what an arm ornament...

by Dexi July 01, 2011

coptrain

The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.

I'll be a few minute's late, I'm at the caboose end of a coptrain right now.

by Dexi September 11, 2009

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 01, 2010

Dubya Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.

Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify?
Grim: yeah?
Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?

by Dexi December 23, 2008

Play Sweden

To act as a neutral party during an event or argument.

Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.

by Dexi October 10, 2009