An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.
Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.
That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.
A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!
1. The act of a twat being masturbated 2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.