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twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010
Related Words

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"
"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"
twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

Twitmonger 

A term for someone who rants on formerly twitter (X), bonus points if they are especially unhinged, a play on the word Twitlonger.
man 1 : some random washed up celebrity went on a twitmonger
man 2 : real
Twitmonger by u/awkwardtheturtle January 19, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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