twuntmonger

A "twuntmonger" is a female individual who is repulsively evil & scandalous, that describing her as a twat or cunt monger just doesn't quite captivate her nauseating foulness.

All those who meet her, can't help wanting to beat her ... she's such a twuntmonger!

by OnAGoodDayK8 May 18, 2018

twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

Twitmonger

A term for someone who rants on formerly twitter (X), bonus points if they are especially unhinged, a play on the word Twitlonger.

man 1 : some random washed up celebrity went on a twitmonger
man 2 : real

by u/awkwardtheturtle January 19, 2024