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A person, normally a pre-pubescent girl between the ages of 8-14, who is "addicted" to twilight and all related paraphernalia. This includes non-stop babble about the books and movies and obsession over sparkly objects.
9 year old girl) OMG, like I totes luv Rob P. LOL
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?

Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!
Twidict by ~Kati August 11, 2010
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twitdicted

Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011
Someone who twitters constantly, usually about insignificant or trifling events.
I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.
Twidiot by BRSZ January 29, 2009
A Twidiot is a person who uses Twitter in foolish, immature, and counter-productive ways. A Twidiot may use Twitter to harass, intimidate or bully others, spread false or misleading information, rant and rage at people with different viewpoints, or repeatedly cast blame for his or her own mistakes.
The CEO behaved like a TWIDIOT when he denigrated his subordinates in his daily early morning tweets.
Twidiot by Gilmag June 19, 2017

Twidiculous 

When someone uses "Twitter" just to say something as trivial as what they ate for lunch especially if it was something as common as a tuna sandwich.
Her tweets are twidiculous.
Twidiculous by Delinda Dyrssen December 16, 2009
some who is addicted to twitter
Twitter+Addict=Twitict
Matt: so waht have you done all day?
Patty: Look at famous peoples Twitters
Matt: YOUR SUCH A TWITICT!
Twitict by thatkid182 March 25, 2009
A person with equal amounts of arrogance and ignorance who not only does not think before they speak but actually thinks the rest of the world wants to know what's on their mind.
How long is this TWIDIOT going to be President???
Twidiot by DanaLK August 19, 2017
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