Twidicted
Twidicted by beansploojwhat? November 10, 2009
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twitdicted
Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.
You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:
Def 1:
Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.
Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!
Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!
Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
Def 1:
Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.
Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!
Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!
Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011
Twidict
A person, normally a pre-pubescent girl between the ages of 8-14, who is "addicted" to twilight and all related paraphernalia. This includes non-stop babble about the books and movies and obsession over sparkly objects.
9 year old girl) OMG, like I totes luv Rob P. LOL
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?
Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?
Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!
twidiction
"What are you doing?"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"
twidiction by lifesamountain,notabeach August 18, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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