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Twinkletwat 

Noun
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
"Did you see how badly Andy was treating his cousin last night in front of all the kid's friends? What a glitterclitted twinkletwat!"
Twinkletwat by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023
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Twinklemeat 

It's your special lady garden

Another word for lady bits
Can I kiss your twinklemeat?
Twinklemeat by Vic BW April 21, 2017

twinkle twat 

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours
She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume
twinkle twat by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

Twinkle Twat 

A bitchy woman usually in her teens or 20s, keeps up with the latest trends and thinks she is the shit. Appears as a wannabe diva and likes all superficial things that sparkle and glitter, hence twinkle twat.
I ran into Charlene yesterday at the mall and said hi but she completely ignored me. Man, what a twinkle twat.

twinklesnatch 

a smelly pussy that will bring a tear to your eye
your girlfriend has one nasty twinklesnatch i cried so hard when i was around that shit
twinklesnatch by Arcticat Fan April 25, 2008

Twiddletwat 

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
Twiddletwat by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

Twinklett 

A younger attractive female primarily blonde - aka a yellow pretty cake ( similar to Twinkie but no cream filling ) .
Danny said “ hey Tyler do you see that twinklett over there ?”

Tyler said “ that thing ? A twinklett?”
Danny said “ yeah , that good looking blonde over there sure is a twinklett!”
Twinklett by Poohbeardiaz April 19, 2021
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