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TwinkleTwos 

When your two year old son is pronounced either homo sexual, homophobic or inept socially at his socialscorecard 2 year cerebral ceremony, where an expert ascertains how much gay has rubbed of from fathers to son.
TwinkleTwos expert analysis suggests gay men hold back their flamboyance around children to prevent the fag in them rubbing off on pupils.

The expert looks for copying a child's gay father's flamboyant lispy limp wrist hand gestures, complete with over-multi-variate high-frequency tones fluctuating emotionally between octaves so to imbalance dysharmonic variant amplitude resonance reverberativity reoscillative relay retail rhetoric recreatable retales retailing rampant reign relapses repeting rerun reepisodic realmalgamated reimposternate of daddy copying another stereotypical prancer who twinkles on two toes aka TwinkleTwos.
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TinkleTosser 

im touching my TinkleTosser.
TinkleTosser by HEIWAok January 10, 2022

Twinkletoed Cocksucker 

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.
Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!

Twinkletown 

A mystical land infested with homosexuals with toned bodies.
"Go back to twinkletown, Will"
"They should be in Twinkletown with Neil Patrick Harris."
Twinkletown by Pubey Cock June 11, 2018

Twinkletwat 

Noun
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
"Did you see how badly Andy was treating his cousin last night in front of all the kid's friends? What a glitterclitted twinkletwat!"
Twinkletwat by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023

twinkletoe 

it is a girl who is naughty and nice and she loves to dance and pose in front of the camera.
in her buttercup days, twinkletoe emotes.
twinkletoe by myvanitymirror November 23, 2004

Twinkletoes

A word often associated with a graceful dancer or ballerina type female with a curvacious body. The individual is generally cute, friendly, and almost always overly friendly in a blatantly flirtatious way. Can also be used to describe an individual that is fleet of foot. Contracted form twinks.
Wow that twinkletoes is quite the dancer, she danced circles around Rody and danced herself right into Nemo's pants.

Her?! She's too flabby to be a twinkletoes.
Twinkletoes by Anon. ymouS October 4, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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