Twilitard
A person who behaves as if retarded because of a lack of oxigen to the brain from reading crappy vampire novel.
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twittard
a twittard is basically your average twitter user, which spend 20 hours in twitter and find new mental disorders every second. these mental disorder creations are based on their IQ, which is expected to be below 50.
''hey dude, have you seen that twittard call me a racist yesterday?''
''yeah, what was the reason?''
''me being a gamer.''
''yeah, what was the reason?''
''me being a gamer.''
twittard by TheYeetMasta May 10, 2021
Related Words
Twilitard • twitards • twittard • twitarded • twillard • twittarded • Trinitard • twilard • Twiliar • Twilightard
twittard
Pronounced twi-ttard
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
person 1: I got called homophobic in twitter despite me being gay for not wanting to ship characters of the same gender!
person 2: Those twittards again
person 2: Those twittards again
twittard by hot pizzas near your area December 3, 2021
twittard
a term used to describe people of twitter; usually the retarted and braindead mcyt or kpop stans who are so sensitive you breathe and they will call you a "homophobic neo-nazi transphobe >nword< (these people aren't black btw) cracker"
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
Jimmy: yo Harold yo girl Amy a twittard, she told someone to kill themself because they didnt support Karl Jacobs
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
twittard by dumboidotnerd April 15, 2021
twitard
pronounced twi-tard
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
twitards
fans of twilight by stephenie meyer
usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008
Twitard
Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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