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A person who pretends to like the "Twilight" series just because of it's popularity. Usually a girl between the ages of 11-14, who's often never read the book and had never actually heard of the series until there was a movie coming out, also possibly didn't see the movie. A Twiliar usually doesn't know much about the books, so they tend to only focus on talking about how "hot" Edward Cullen is. Often making their online status messages "ZOMG i *heart* EDWARD CULLEN" or something along those lines, just to fit in with the trend.
Person 1- "What do you think of the "Twilight" series?"
Twiliar- "i lyke edward. he's hawt"
Person 1- "Well, what do you think about the story itself."
Twiliar- "i lyke da part where edward says the stuff about lions and lambs, so hawt"
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A person who behaves as if retarded because of a lack of oxigen to the brain from reading crappy vampire novel.
Omg Look at all the Twilitards in Borders. or

Look at that twilitard reading that shit
Twilitard by Kuriinaa October 16, 2009
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a person who takes the Twilight series as serious literature/films
A: Hey Man, What happened to that girl you were dating?

B: She gave me the Twilight book box set for my birthday gift and I had to dump that twilard ASAP.
twilard by BtownBrown1987 November 21, 2009

Twitliar 

One who (knowingly) tweets a lie. A liar
@dave - I just got back from parting with Puffy and Paris Hilton <-------#Twitliar
Twitliar by panasonicgrape23 March 17, 2011
Twilia is a female. usually a red head. she has a way with words. knows how to make you laugh, cry and hits like the incredible hulk and shouts HULK SMASH! but all around a very nice person. But her one weakness is HOBOs (homless men or women)
hey did u see that red head punch that guys face in? her name must be Twilia.
Twilia by ZOMBIESTATUS September 13, 2012
Twilight is a leader on undertale Community who abuses their power, and goes on a ban Rampage. Banning innocent people from time to time, and tries to act like the victim.
Sack :peanut

Mars : a more thought out peanut

Twilia : peeking though curtains +
Twilia :ban hammer +
Twilia: don
Twilia by Pussyeater57 August 11, 2018
Someone who fantasizes about good friends.
dude, you're a freaking twillard.
twillard by THA MAN!!! February 20, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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