twilard 

a person who takes the Twilight series as serious literature/films

A: Hey Man, What happened to that girl you were dating?

B: She gave me the Twilight book box set for my birthday gift and I had to dump that twilard ASAP.

twilard by BtownBrown1987 November 21, 2009

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008

twitards 

fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often

Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away

twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008

Twitard

An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.

"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"

Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008

twitard

A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.

If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.

twitard by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009

Twitard

A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.

Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.

Twitard by StudMuffin328 July 4, 2010

twitard

A twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck ass vampire series Twilight.

Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.

If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.

Damn twitard pulled a knife on my granny all because she had never heard of Edward Cullen. WTF?

twitard by The lol Bandit February 25, 2009