Twilightism, which originates from the book 'Twilight', (the very
popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is the religious practice of Vampire and Werewolf obsessed
Men and Women. Practicers of this awful religion can often be seen in stores like hot topic sporting snazzy Team Edward or Team
Jacob shirts. While, wearers of the separate shirts are very protective of their respective lovers , Edward or
Jacob. And upon getting within feet of each other, begin arguing annoyingly. Anyone of this religion or even owners of the t-shirts should be bit, not by a vampire or werewolf, but by a raging pissed grizzly bear !
Jack - "Hey hunny, do you think that we can go out tonight to celebrate our fifth anniversary?"
Lena - "No, shut up hoe, my man Edward's movie is coming out in three weeks, I need to go set up a tent with my other minions
outside of store!"
Jack - "
Fucking Twilightism!"
Lena - "Grrrrr, One day, one day! Vampires
will rule!"