twilightguy 

A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.

Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!

twilightguy by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009

twilightgasm 

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.

Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!

twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

twilightsucks 

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.

twilightsucks is totally awesome:

twilightsucks by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008

twilightsucks.com 

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!

twilightsucks.com by TwilghtSucksButt July 12, 2009

Twilightify 

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger

Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?

Twilightify by ramza91 November 7, 2010

TWILIGHTY 

1. a word used to describe a supernatural romance.
2. unusual amounts of staring at another person.
3. a word used to describe a phenomenon that relates to Twilight the movie

1. That new book Reed is very twilighty.
2. Did you see the way they were looking at each other, it was so twilighty. Stop looking at me all twilighty

TWILIGHTY by jcwordmaker February 5, 2010

Twilightify 

To take a perfectly good Vampire Movie/script and and add a bunch of metro-sexual teen boys to cash in on the Twilight craze.

Hey I heard they're going to remake Lost Boys but they are going to Twilightify it, so it gonna suck. What an atrocity, surely the end of days is near...

Twilightify by 80shorrormoviesblog August 28, 2013