twilightguy

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A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.

Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!

twilightguy by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009

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twilightgasm

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.

Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!

twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

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twilightsucks

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.

twilightsucks is totally awesome:

twilightsucks by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008

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twilightsucks.com

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!

twilightsucks.com by TwilghtSucksButt July 12, 2009

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Twilightify

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger

Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?

Twilightify by ramza91 November 7, 2010

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TWILIGHTY

1. a word used to describe a supernatural romance.
2. unusual amounts of staring at another person.
3. a word used to describe a phenomenon that relates to Twilight the movie

1. That new book Reed is very twilighty.
2. Did you see the way they were looking at each other, it was so twilighty. Stop looking at me all twilighty

TWILIGHTY by jcwordmaker February 5, 2010

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Twilightify

To take a perfectly good Vampire Movie/script and and add a bunch of metro-sexual teen boys to cash in on the Twilight craze.

Hey I heard they're going to remake Lost Boys but they are going to Twilightify it, so it gonna suck. What an atrocity, surely the end of days is near...

Twilightify by 80shorrormoviesblog August 28, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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