twilightguy

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A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.

Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!

twilightguy by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009

Words you can keep

twilightgasm

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.

Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!

twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

twilightsucks

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.

twilightsucks is totally awesome:

twilightsucks by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008

twilightsucks.com

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!

twilightsucks.com by TwilghtSucksButt July 12, 2009

Twilightify

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger

Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?

Twilightify by ramza91 November 7, 2010

TWILIGHTY

1. a word used to describe a supernatural romance.
2. unusual amounts of staring at another person.
3. a word used to describe a phenomenon that relates to Twilight the movie

1. That new book Reed is very twilighty.
2. Did you see the way they were looking at each other, it was so twilighty. Stop looking at me all twilighty

TWILIGHTY by jcwordmaker February 5, 2010

Twilightify

To take a perfectly good Vampire Movie/script and and add a bunch of metro-sexual teen boys to cash in on the Twilight craze.

Hey I heard they're going to remake Lost Boys but they are going to Twilightify it, so it gonna suck. What an atrocity, surely the end of days is near...

Twilightify by 80shorrormoviesblog August 28, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026