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Twiddict 

a person who is addicted to Twitter.com, and has to update almost every couple of minutes or hour(s)...
Person 1: CRAP! I forgot to update my Twitter in the last 24 hours!

Person 2: Wow...ur SUCH a Twiddict.
Twiddict by LinZee15 October 16, 2008
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twitdicted

Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011
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Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life
Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...
Twaddiction by Dionysia December 11, 2011
Someone who posts a profanely stupid tweet on Twitter.
Some dude posted a totally stupid tweet today. He's such a twiddiot.
twiddiot by deltadawn603 March 22, 2011
A person, normally a pre-pubescent girl between the ages of 8-14, who is "addicted" to twilight and all related paraphernalia. This includes non-stop babble about the books and movies and obsession over sparkly objects.
9 year old girl) OMG, like I totes luv Rob P. LOL
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?

Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!
Twidict by ~Kati August 11, 2010

twaddict 

The Twaddict is a person, male or female & of any age, who is constantly posting on &/or logged into the online social networking service, Twitter.
She's such a Twaddict that she sends more texts to Twitter than to her own family! or: He must be a twaddict because he is always on that Twitter website posting & reading stuff!
twaddict by Angelzsong September 9, 2009

Twidicted 

person1: jonny's so twidicted
person 2: yahh i know dude
Twidicted by beansploojwhat? November 10, 2009
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