Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life

Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...

Twaddiction by Dionysia December 11, 2011

twidiction 

The compulsion to put every minor event or happening in one's life on twitter.

"What are you doing?"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"

twidiction by lifesamountain,notabeach August 18, 2012