A mentally retard person with down syndrome. Often seen packing your groceries or saying "HEEELLLOOOOOOOO" while you casually try to walk away quickly. Tribits are friendly and always mean well, but are often ignored in order to avoid the awkward uncounter. They enjoy flailing their arms about and shaking random people's hands. Some may even wear those little red propeller hats.
I was scared to make eye contact with the tribit, because I was scared he'd come talk to me.
The last thing I wanted to do was to show that I was friendly. That tribit sitting by me in the food court had his eye on me just waiting to lick my spoon or something.
I just watched out of the corner of my eye as he put the urinal mint in his mouth. I was going to say something but this particular tribit looked like he was capable of beating my ass.
Fanfiction-like works of original literature. Stories or novels bordering between being works of original literature and fanfiction of other literature.
Etymology: A double entendre for one of its prime examples, the novel series Twilight, criticized as being an original work of fiction with fanfiction-like refereces to pre-existing works most notably from Anne Rice.
I read this twilit book of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Queen of the Damned. It had a Buffy vampire character trying to slay other vampires to help those not infected
a disease characterized by the uncontrollable urge to Facebook/Twitter/Blog/MSN/talk about anything Twilight-related. Sufferers are usually normal in appearance, but upon closer examination, faster heartbeat and dilated pupils can be observed. Sufferers will experience an increase in adrenaline upon any exposure to Stephanie Meyer material.
Dude, my girlfriend's got a total case of the Twilititous...she won't shut up about Team Jacob VS Team Edward and is constantly gushing about that stupid movie. she wants me to dress up as either a werewolf or a vampire the next time i do her. WTF. FML.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.