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tidbitch 

v. to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

n. the part of one's personality that is inclined to sincerely complain about extremely minor things
Claire: Becky who is this asshole? I specifically said no whip!
Rebecca: Reel it in, Claire. Your tidbitch is showing.
tidbitch by AnkhMorpork June 17, 2019

twinkiechoker

Often have the names hunter and Brian they pray on young men and food loves dick and twinkies really obese and really ugly and gay often watch gay porn and jack off to pictures of food often nicknamed Whaley
(Twinkiechoker) Wow look Brian and hunter are shoving twinkies in their asses
(Twinkiechoker)Wow look it's 2 wild fags

(Twinkiechoker)How did they get so fat 😯
twinkiechoker by Lml jokes September 7, 2016

Titbitch 

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.
"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"
Titbitch by Hazybear February 12, 2006

Timbitch 

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.
You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...
Timbitch by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007

twittbitch 

A term for the looser of a Twitter fight when they subjugate their ignorance in a tweet and/or ultimately choose to follow you first.

When you deliberately don't follow someone as an act of superiority.

When you unfollow someone and they start following you to try and get you to follow again.

(Not to be confused with twit-bitch, twat or twit. There's a reason for the two "T"'s
I irrefutably blasted his mistake, he tweeted that I "may have a point" and then started following me ergo I just made him my twittbitch.

I don't follow guys back, they're my twittbitches.

I've been following her for like six months and she never acknowledges my @'s. As soon as I unfollowed her she started following me. What a twittbitch.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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