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twinbitch 

To "Twinbitch" someone is to team up with your twin sibling in order to create a side to an argument. The argument is usually unfounded and completely nonsensical.
I got completely twinbitched on that Facebook status!
twinbitch by IGotTold May 11, 2010
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tidbitch 

v. to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

n. the part of one's personality that is inclined to sincerely complain about extremely minor things
Claire: Becky who is this asshole? I specifically said no whip!
Rebecca: Reel it in, Claire. Your tidbitch is showing.
tidbitch by AnkhMorpork June 17, 2019

twinkiechoker

Often have the names hunter and Brian they pray on young men and food loves dick and twinkies really obese and really ugly and gay often watch gay porn and jack off to pictures of food often nicknamed Whaley
(Twinkiechoker) Wow look Brian and hunter are shoving twinkies in their asses
(Twinkiechoker)Wow look it's 2 wild fags

(Twinkiechoker)How did they get so fat 😯
twinkiechoker by Lml jokes September 7, 2016

Titbitch 

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.
"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"
Titbitch by Hazybear February 12, 2006

Timbitch 

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.
You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...
Timbitch by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007

twittbitch 

A term for the looser of a Twitter fight when they subjugate their ignorance in a tweet and/or ultimately choose to follow you first.

When you deliberately don't follow someone as an act of superiority.

When you unfollow someone and they start following you to try and get you to follow again.

(Not to be confused with twit-bitch, twat or twit. There's a reason for the two "T"'s
I irrefutably blasted his mistake, he tweeted that I "may have a point" and then started following me ergo I just made him my twittbitch.

I don't follow guys back, they're my twittbitches.

I've been following her for like six months and she never acknowledges my @'s. As soon as I unfollowed her she started following me. What a twittbitch.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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