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Decapitation

The most effective option in the curing and prevention of headaches.
My wife kept complaining about headaches, so she tried decapitation, and she hasn't complained since.
Decapitation by PhantomHeadPain September 16, 2010
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decapitation

the removal of the head which normally consists of some idiot hacking off the head with an axe directed in the neck area.

also it can mean to lose ones limbs. via other methods to so watch out for the axe wielding maniac behind you!!!!!!
death by decapitation.

haha your head fell off

ur wiener has been decapitated

she bit so hard i endured my pecker being decapitated by her crooked snaggly teeth
decapitation by neal + kev July 18, 2006

Decapitation

A decapitation is the complete seperation of the head from the body. In humans and most other animals, death will always result from such injury.
Judge: You are being executed by decapitation!
Criminal: Damnit.
Decapitation by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017

decapitation fetish 

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.

Decapitation and Incineration 

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.
Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?

Decapitation Kinner 

A person that decapitates characters/ocs in a fic or in a form of art way too much than neccesary.

(I totally am not one myself)
Decapitation Kinner by anonymous August 17, 2023

Autoerotic Decapitation 

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
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