Twilite 

Inspired by the film, "Twilight" which has ruined the repute of vampires from mysterious ghoulish beings to schizophrenic homosexuals.

1. A group of followers who denude and then spoliates the grandeur of anything entertaining, admired or respected, and fags it up with over-estimation, over-appraisal, obsession and nonsensical worship and fanaticism.

2. An individual who participates in anything entertaining, admired or respected, and pollutes it with no skill, talent or expertise and then is praised and applauded for their work by other twilites and those unfamiliar to the craft or métier.

"Twilites are ruining the rap game with their obsession with twilites such as: Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane."

"Only a twilite would read Twilight after watching the film."

"We almost lost the Joker to twilites because after the release of 'The Dark Knight', everyone wanted to paint their face and show you a neat pencil trick."

Twilite by Jovan606 July 21, 2009

Twilite-Jedi 

1. Something that has been twilited to the point that they are considered a "fairy"(Someone who is so embarrassing to the species of man, that he has earned the name of "pansy")

2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)

People:

Clay Aiken

Lil Wayne

Soulja Boy

Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."

Twilite-Jedi by Juno36 July 21, 2009

Twilipedia 

1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.

Holy crow! You don't know what 'imprinting' is?!--Go look it up in the Twilipedia!

Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

twilit

Fanfiction-like works of original literature. Stories or novels bordering between being works of original literature and fanfiction of other literature.

Etymology: A double entendre for one of its prime examples, the novel series Twilight, criticized as being an original work of fiction with fanfiction-like refereces to pre-existing works most notably from Anne Rice.

I read this twilit book of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Queen of the Damned. It had a Buffy vampire character trying to slay other vampires to help those not infected

twilit by scorchedbad-DCS November 19, 2011

Twilifer 

Someone who is obsessed with the Twilight series.

Oh my gawd, she never stops reading those books; she is such a twilifer.

Twilifer by Anonymous44456 November 23, 2009

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.

He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.

Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009

Twilititous 

a disease characterized by the uncontrollable urge to Facebook/Twitter/Blog/MSN/talk about anything Twilight-related. Sufferers are usually normal in appearance, but upon closer examination, faster heartbeat and dilated pupils can be observed. Sufferers will experience an increase in adrenaline upon any exposure to Stephanie Meyer material.

Dude, my girlfriend's got a total case of the Twilititous...she won't shut up about Team Jacob VS Team Edward and is constantly gushing about that stupid movie. she wants me to dress up as either a werewolf or a vampire the next time i do her. WTF. FML.

Twilititous by biomedicalgeek November 28, 2009