Tweoned 

The perfect balance of tweaked and stoned.

Dillon has been smoking weed and methamphetamine all day he is finally reached a state of tweoned.

Tweoned by Dr. Muhu A. Haha May 14, 2017

Theoned 

1. Slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.

1. Joe: "Oh God!"

Tim:" What?"

Joe: "I just heard on the news ISISTheoned a reporter's dick!"

Theoned by "Like a wolf, but dire..." April 11, 2015

tweened 

used mainly in sports when u hit something really good,hard and/or fast

damn u really tweened the fuck outta that ball

tweened by ladyzman920 April 13, 2006

twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

twoned by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

theoned 

When a guy puts his dick in your face and you are angry/ one might bite it off thus making him into a Theon

He pissed me off so bad I theoned him

theoned by Bigdoggmiss September 3, 2017

twoned

#tweaked and #stoned at the same time

I was very high and twoned last night

twoned by anonymous November 6, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005