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1. Slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.
1. Joe: "Oh God!"

Tim:" What?"

Joe: "I just heard on the news ISISTheoned a reporter's dick!"
by "Like a wolf, but dire..." April 11, 2015
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When a guy puts his dick in your face and you are angry/ one might bite it off thus making him into a Theon
He pissed me off so bad I theoned him
by Bigdoggmiss September 03, 2017
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