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Tweleting 

The act of deleting tweets that when read in the cold light of day (or sober) are far too abusive or wrong to be left on your timeline.
After a drunken night of writing abusive tweets, Kerry realised she had some tweleting to do

"Dude, I can't find that tweet you wrote about your ex?"
"No, I got grief about it so I had to twelete it"
Tweleting by fabtab July 13, 2012
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tweeting 

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"
tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

thweeting 

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.
It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.
thweeting by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

Tweefing 

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter
You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network
Tweefing by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009
The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.
I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.
Twelving by Markatak November 28, 2016

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.