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Tweleting 

The act of deleting tweets that when read in the cold light of day (or sober) are far too abusive or wrong to be left on your timeline.
After a drunken night of writing abusive tweets, Kerry realised she had some tweleting to do

"Dude, I can't find that tweet you wrote about your ex?"
"No, I got grief about it so I had to twelete it"
Tweleting by fabtab July 13, 2012
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tweeting 

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"
tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

thweeting 

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.
It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.
thweeting by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

Tweefing 

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter
You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network
Tweefing by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009
The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.
I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.
Twelving by Markatak November 28, 2016

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.
Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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