Definitions by Markatak

Twelving

The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.

I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.

Twelving by Markatak November 28, 2016

mothface

When your out wasted and all the sudden you feel that urge to jump into the arms of another man and you faceplant on the concrete. After the faceplant you are a mothface.

Joe jumped into Matts arms, and Matts frail body couldn't hold him. Joe is now a mothface.

"Damn Joe! You're a total mothface now! What happened last night??"

mothface by Markatak June 17, 2007

Stoopid 

A shorter way to refer to the band Slightly Stoopid

Are you going to the Stoopid show tonight?
Hell yes I am. I would never miss a Stoopid set.

Stoopid by Markatak June 17, 2007

Free.99 

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.

Free.99 by Markatak August 23, 2006