Twelving

The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.

I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.

by Markatak November 28, 2016

Twelving

The act of faking being high. Pretending and acting like you're high when you really aren't.

Yo Josh is so stoned right now!
Nah dude he only took one hit he's twelving.

by youalreadyknow892 July 8, 2012

Twelving

To stand a motorcycle or other vehicle straight up in the air, front over back.

In motorcycle stunting, pulling a wheelie so high that the bike rests on the it's tail section is called a "twelve o'clock". The act thereof is called "twelving".

by ThrustinJ August 12, 2007

Twelved

Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.

Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.

by LAH12 March 16, 2021

twelve

the police.

aye folk there go twelve right there.

by monolog May 6, 2003

Twelve

The Police.

"Twelve's deep out here tonight yo, Boriqua's ain't movin sh** till shift change"

by Keeler&Division Mama Queen May 28, 2018

twelves

A term used to say police. Usually heard in the south or any predominantly black neighborhood in the United States.

"FUCK TWELVES!" - Migos Gang

by mr. stuhhlin' February 18, 2014