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Tweetiot 

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
Tweetiot by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019
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Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.
Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Tweetionary 

The definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on Urban Dictionary
"What do you call a famous twitter user?"

"I don't know look it up in the tweetionary."
Tweetionary by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009

tweetioli 

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.
example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."
tweetioli by tradefuul May 1, 2009

Tweetitus 

a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.
Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.
Tweetitus by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

Tweetotaller 

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.
"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."
Tweetotaller by Joller March 8, 2012

Tweetmoting 

To broadcast your emotions on Twitter. A style of tweeting. Not necessarily good or bad. To use Twitter to emote/express your emotions rather than tweeting facts, ideas, opinions, beliefs, or other forms of content. Can be interpreted as sincere and/or impactful by some and cringeworthy by others.
“Bro, your girlfriend has been tweetmoting a lot lately. Is everyone ok?”
Tweetmoting by Timmy894 January 12, 2023
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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