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Tweetiot 

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
Tweetiot by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019
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Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.
Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Tweetionary 

The definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on Urban Dictionary
"What do you call a famous twitter user?"

"I don't know look it up in the tweetionary."
Tweetionary by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009

tweetioli 

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.
example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."
tweetioli by tradefuul May 1, 2009

Tweetitus 

a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.
Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.
Tweetitus by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

Tweetotaller 

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.
"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."
Tweetotaller by Joller March 8, 2012

Tweetmoting 

To broadcast your emotions on Twitter. A style of tweeting. Not necessarily good or bad. To use Twitter to emote/express your emotions rather than tweeting facts, ideas, opinions, beliefs, or other forms of content. Can be interpreted as sincere and/or impactful by some and cringeworthy by others.
“Bro, your girlfriend has been tweetmoting a lot lately. Is everyone ok?”
Tweetmoting by Timmy894 January 12, 2023