Definitions by Joller

Tweetotaller 

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.

"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."

Tweetotaller by Joller March 8, 2012

Taptop 

A portable computer with a touchscreen interface and no physical keyboard, such as an iPad.

Ever since I got myself a taptop, I find I'm using my laptop less and less.

Taptop by Joller June 1, 2011