Definitions by mayfieldenator
Murphy's Rule
When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
Murphy's Rule by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
Dumbing Cruder Effect
Usually the result of the Dunning Kruger effect. When the less intelligent a person is the smarter they believe themselves to be.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.
Claimant: "This is not a conspiracy theory. I did my own research to fact check everything!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"
Dumbing Cruder Effect by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
Heard Mentality
When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.
Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."
Heard Mentality by mayfieldenator February 10, 2021
Rascal's Wager
Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
Rascal's Wager by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020
Ammosexual
Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
Ammosexual by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
hot privilege
The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!
"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George.
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.
(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.
(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)
hot privilege by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
Tweetiot
Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
Tweetiot by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019