Tweetionary
Tweetionary by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
textionary
The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.
Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
textionary by MarkShark May 18, 2009
Related Words
Tweaktionary
The dictionary created by Tweak. Consisting mainly for use when making a typo in front of friends, or getting that extra 20 points in Yahoo Scrabble.
Tweaktionary by Tweakumz July 6, 2003
Textionary
The Modern usage of one's smartphone's autocorrect feature to check to see how to properly spell a word incorrectly. This generally leads to Textude. (Texting Attitude)
Text Message #1:, How do you spell Belive as in the Beatles Album?
Text #2 : Be Live?
Text #1: Yes Beleeve. My textionary isn't right.
Text #2: B E L I E V E.
Text #1 Thanks.
Text #2 : Be Live?
Text #1: Yes Beleeve. My textionary isn't right.
Text #2: B E L I E V E.
Text #1 Thanks.
Textionary by Matersgurl May 13, 2014
textionary
"In the textionary you will find helpful definitions to text related buzz words, such as flirxting, drixting, and sext messaging."
textionary by Katrina Kaufman/Chris94 August 1, 2006
tweektionary
tweektionary by tamtamma September 23, 2009
twictionary
twictionary: I received a tweet with the letters "IMHO" and the twictionary indicated it means In my humble opinion.
twictionary by GypsyMiss November 6, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026