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Tweetitus
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a
illness
where you can't stop
tweeting
on
twitter
.
Bill
has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.
Angie
needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the
dog
.
Tweetitus
by
vampire_addict
March 31, 2009
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Twooted
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1. When you've been
online
so
long
you have to
fart
.
2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.
gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a
window
!!
Billy
had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to
long
!
Twooted
by
vampire_addict
March 31, 2009
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