2 definitions by vampire_addict

Tweetitus

a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.

Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.

by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.

gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!

by vampire_addict April 1, 2009