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also known as twice, 2nd, two. for example if a new josh moves to town, he is to be recognized as josh two, josh squared, or twice. In some cases the word Tweese my be appropriate. In addition to that, he can be addressed also as J tweese or J theif
"man when are we going to leave, were going to be late?"
I don't know man we gotta wait on that one dude Tweese hes all sorts of slow.
Tweese by biganthmus January 22, 2011
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Tweezers 

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.
According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018
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Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017

Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
Tweetentary by Bort6 March 3, 2018

tweetelage 

tweetelage

twee-te-lage

Noun

To provide tutelage over Twitter

Commonly found in tweets among traders, where professional traders tweet advice/tips to aspiring traders
Twitter Feed:

Professional_Trader777: Looks like we may test that level on the way up

Aspiring_Trader69: @Professional_Trader777 Gee, thanks for the tweetelage mister.
tweetelage by iccthedral October 11, 2010

Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.
Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized
Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010
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