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Tweezers
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018
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Tweetersation
Sample tweetersation:
theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?
xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/
theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!
xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!
a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?
xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/
theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!
xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!
a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
Tweetersation by Psib93 November 3, 2009
tweeners
A clique of people in high school who were not exactly popular, but were not dorks either. They were the cool, smart kids who most people liked, but no one envied.
Penis Tweezers
Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus
Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "
Penis Tweezers by mental patience October 9, 2008
tweezers
Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.
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