Tweeaas 

What you call twisted Tea when you're tipsy

"Man these tweeaas are getting me white girl wasted" - Charles Terrell Pope

Tweeaas by ZullyZ June 28, 2024

Tweetastrophe 

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

Tweetastrophe by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.

Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.

tweetassness by El Muffino July 15, 2009

Tweetass 

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

Tweetass by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetas 

There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

Tweetas by Philosothink July 23, 2012