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twitassness 

The name for tweet hatin, relative to bitchassness

described by peaceandcheese as: 1. caused by consumption of mass quantities of #haterade which gives the infected person a false sense of courage and/or importance to send hateful messages via twitter
im tired of this mans twitassness, always talkin shit on my page
twitassness by frufrufrufru June 1, 2009

tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.
"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."
tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

twittassness 

displaying bitchassness via twitter (also see bitchassness) aka...hating
She just tweeted me saying "@terrencevocals you have like NO followers dude...step ya game up!!" Major twittassness if you ask me...
twittassness by berusevocals June 1, 2009

Twittassness 

When someone on twitter hates on another person for having to many followers and then their mad they don't have any followers, so they un-follow you.
Bobby - Damn @diddy has so many followers, im unfollowing that dude.

Diddy - stop all the twittassness
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