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twitassness 

The name for tweet hatin, relative to bitchassness

described by peaceandcheese as: 1. caused by consumption of mass quantities of #haterade which gives the infected person a false sense of courage and/or importance to send hateful messages via twitter
im tired of this mans twitassness, always talkin shit on my page
twitassness by frufrufrufru June 1, 2009

tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.
"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."
tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

twittassness 

displaying bitchassness via twitter (also see bitchassness) aka...hating
She just tweeted me saying "@terrencevocals you have like NO followers dude...step ya game up!!" Major twittassness if you ask me...
twittassness by berusevocals June 1, 2009

Twittassness 

When someone on twitter hates on another person for having to many followers and then their mad they don't have any followers, so they un-follow you.
Bobby - Damn @diddy has so many followers, im unfollowing that dude.

Diddy - stop all the twittassness
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026