Tweetas

There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

by Philosothink July 23, 2012

Tweetsick

One who is fed up with the social networking site Twitter.

Man I'm gettin' really tweetsick!

by Celtic FC August 17, 2010

Tweetard

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

full metal tweetstorm

The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.

We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Fireside Tweets

A method that President Trump used to keep in contact with and speak to the american people during hard times.

Trump's fireside tweets make gain new appreciation for America.

by Vicious43 January 11, 2017

Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.

Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.

by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

Tweetaria

Someone who tweets (posts a message) on Twitter way too much.

Joe tweets about everything he does. He has major Tweetaria.

by big jimz May 19, 2009