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twaughter 

A daughter who is also a twat.
Our boss brought her twaughter to the company event.
twaughter by BelugaSalt March 20, 2024

thoughter 

A person who seeds thoughts/ideas/feelings in others.
For me James Hunt is a great thoughter but so was Leonardo Da Vinci. James Hunt seeded a lot of thoughts in me through his way of living and Da Vinci through his work.
thoughter by thoughter February 19, 2015

twaughthammer

Jesse Pinkman and Brandon Mayhew's band in Breaking Bad.
I was just listening to "Fallacies" by TwaughtHammer.
twaughthammer by funions May 6, 2014

Twangster 

A person, usually male, that can't seem to decide between being a cowboy, and being a gangster. These people usually wear an odd assortment of clothing and accesories that include: cowboy hats, hurley caps, leather boots, jackets with emo loops, chaps and jeans, big gangster rings, lots of bling, gloves and knives. They tend to be more aggressive when traveling in groups of 3 or more. Twangsters usually seem to join whatever group seems to be more dominant at the time, and will not hesitate to switch when possible.
"Good grief, look what Heston is wearing today!"
"Wow, cowboy boots and a flat billed hat?"
"Maybe tommorow he will come to school selling weed off his tractor"
"Yeah he is a real Twangster"
Twangster by Hookerbot 4000 February 17, 2010

Twilghter 

A fan of the ever so popular Twilight as announced by MTV.
Becky: OMG! That girl is in love with Edward Cullen!
Ellen: I know. She is such a Twilghter!
Twilghter by The Tardis April 15, 2008

TwaughtWaffle 

A TwaughtWaffle is a fine waffle someone uses as a tampon after they get pounded so hard, that the only thing big and spongy enough to work as a tampon, is a waffle. Can be used with Aunt Jemima's Maple syrup for those who need some assistance with it sticking in their vagina, and can make being "Eaten out" more enjoyable, especially for the overweight population.
"Hey Emily, what happened to all of our Eggo Waffles?"
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."
TwaughtWaffle by SpicyMikey November 18, 2014