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Twilghter 

A fan of the ever so popular Twilight as announced by MTV.
Becky: OMG! That girl is in love with Edward Cullen!
Ellen: I know. She is such a Twilghter!
Twilghter by The Tardis April 15, 2008
Words you can keep

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Anti-Twilighter

More commonly referred to as "Antis"

Usually seen as men, but are actually made up of a large number of teenage girls. Many were converted when Breaking Dawn came out. They are often attacked when voicing their opinions about the book.

They very rarely use force. Most are sane and tend to use logic. A lot condone the use of trolling on Twitard boards such as the Twilight Lexicon, but antis often do.

Anti sites, such as TwilightSucks.com, are often flamed by batshit insane fangirls for merely having a different opinion.

Most respect sane fans so long as the fans respect them. They don't respect batshit insane fangirls.

Most common arguments against Twilight include

-Edward is abusive
-Bella is antifeminist
-Pedophilia
Fangirl: ZOMG!! EDARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
Anti-Twilighter: He isn't real...
Fangirl: WATT??? U DONT LIEK EDWARD???!!!
Anti: He's a fictional character and abusive...
Fangirl: NO HE ISNT!!!!!!! HE JUST PROTETS BELLA!!!!
Anti: *sighs*

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw 

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

Tighter than a Cat's Ass 

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible
"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

Tighter than twats 

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Tighter than twats by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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