TwaughtWaffle 

A TwaughtWaffle is a fine waffle someone uses as a tampon after they get pounded so hard, that the only thing big and spongy enough to work as a tampon, is a waffle. Can be used with Aunt Jemima's Maple syrup for those who need some assistance with it sticking in their vagina, and can make being "Eaten out" more enjoyable, especially for the overweight population.

"Hey Emily, what happened to all of our Eggo Waffles?"
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."

TwaughtWaffle by SpicyMikey November 18, 2014

twautwaffle 

Someone whom is Considered A twautwaffle , is a rude yet sarcastic way of calling your friend she's got the best breakfast between her thighs.

Slavery sweet sticky a lil crunch to her bad sexy self..

Hey my twautwaffle,! I missed you what up?

twautwaffle by Herekittiekittie May 6, 2022