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That guy was such a twatus.
Twatus by hummus_43 May 6, 2022
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Twatus Acquaintus 

(n). IPA Pronunciation (derivative: Olde English): /twɒt'ʌs əˈkwānt'ʌs/
A twat with which one is acquainted.
Also known as a previously explored vagina, either orally or carnally.
Alternative uses can included but are not limited to: Cuntus Acquaintus, Muffus Acquaintus, Punanus Acquaintus, etc.
Example A:
Bro 1: Bro, you know her!?
Bro 2: Yea, bro, it's Twatus Acquaintus.

Example B:
Bro 1: Bro, I'd hit that!
Bro 2: Come on, bro! It's Twatus Acquaintus!
Bro 1: My bad, bro! I didn't know!
Twatus Acquaintus by NIVEKTTOCS November 29, 2015

Twatus Acquaintus 

(n). IPA Pronunciation (derivative: Olde English): /twɒt'ʌs əˈkwānt'ʌs/

A twat with which one is acquainted.
Also known as a previously explored vagina, either orally or carnally.
Alternative uses can included but are not limited to: Cuntus Acquaintus, Muffus Acquaintus, Punanus Acquaintus, etc.
Example A:
Bro 1: bro, you know her!?
Bro 2: Yea, bro, it's Twatus Acquaintus.

Example B:
Bro 1: bro, I'd hit that!
Bro 2: Come on, bro! It's Twatus Acquaintus!
Bro 1: My bad, bro! I didn't know!
Twatus Acquaintus by NIVEKTTOCS December 4, 2015

twatsiole 

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch
That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!
twatsiole by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

Bucket of hog twats 

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you
You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!
Bucket of hog twats by Audir8 June 11, 2021

twatsicle 

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.
"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"
twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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