Twatdog

A Female who Pleasures herself With a hotdog.

Danielle: Did you hear about crystal? She put a hotdog in her vagina and it broke off inside and she had to go to the hospital.
Cassie: Ew. She's a twatdog.

by DannieSocute October 17, 2006

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

by Moeneek April 1, 2022

twatograph

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

twatboggler

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

by YertYYe November 28, 2017

Twat Dog

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

by SABINATOR August 11, 2009

twatlog

list of guys or girls that have been around or in side said twat

i had to check out her twatlog before i hit it.
jenny's twaglog was so extensive its a shock her twat still functions

by petterCoTTon September 1, 2014