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twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010
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Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022
An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.
Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.
twatbag by Jon K September 28, 2003

twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents
yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club
twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

twatograph 

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.
These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!
twatograph by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

twatbagel 

A derogatory term used at UCSB.
Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.
twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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