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Any public location that seems to be only frequented by women because its very nature repels men.
Guy 1: "Man, the opening of the new Twilight movie was such a twatbog."

Guy 2: "Wait, you went to the opening of the new Twilight movie?"
twatbog by zlh5009 July 19, 2010
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twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010
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Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
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An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.
Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.
twatbag by Jon K September 28, 2003

twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents
yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club
twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

twatograph 

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.
These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!
twatograph by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

twatbagel 

A derogatory term used at UCSB.
Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.
twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009
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