twatdock

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

by 12916studios December 7, 2007

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

by cky211 May 24, 2007

twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

by steroozi April 30, 2004

twatrocket

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.

You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.

by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007

twaddock

Person with singular talent to annoy anyone sane (and large percentage of the insane).

Armed with a comedy tie, ridiculous self-confidence and an evening's supply of sexist jokes, the twaddock is set for a good evening out.

by minxtales November 11, 2008