Twat Mongor

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Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

Twat Mongor by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010

Words you can keep

twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

twat monger by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

Related Words

Twat Mongor • twatmonger • Twatmongrel • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket • TWAT BLOCK

Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

Twatmongrel by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009

twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026