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Twarp
A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.
Twarp by Winception December 22, 2014
freezer tarps
when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020
twarrie
twarrie by sallywalker# October 25, 2020
Tarps Optional
-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)
-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)
-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)
-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)
-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)
Tarps Optional by matmo February 10, 2010
TARPer
Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?
Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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