A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.

It was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.

Twarp by Winception December 22, 2014

Related Words

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twarp

twist and warp

He was known to twarp any clean joke into something x-rated.

twarp by cspyce74 June 18, 2011

freezer tarps

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch

yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down

freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

twarrie

a twitter larrie, who believes in stunts and is in reality barley a larrie at all.

I’m a larry but hamille was so real!
Are you serious! You are such a twarrie...

twarrie by sallywalker# October 25, 2020

Tarps Optional

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.

-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)

Tarps Optional by matmo February 10, 2010

TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026