twarp

1.) to get a boner
2.) momment of having images of having sex)

"she was so hot i had a twarp!"

by J Do March 29, 2008

twarp

twist and warp

He was known to twarp any clean joke into something x-rated.

by cspyce74 June 18, 2011

Twarp

A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.

It was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.

by Winception December 22, 2014

Twarped

When ones mind becomes twarped from being too twacked out!

Y’all please excuse this chick, Sylvia C. she is totally twarped!

by Burnt; warped; fried August 30, 2021